My PMOZ workshop TL;DR

1. I stole most of this from Doc Cockburn.
2. Sport and military metaphors don't help.
3. Let's dance.
4. Talk to each other as individuals first
5. That can scale
6. Think about what helps us collaborate. (Here are some ideas to get you started.)
7. Tell stories about collaboration
8. Look for the patterns and discuss 
9. Now hug your neighbours and thank them.
10. Yes. I used a PPT Deck