So this letter isn’t as much a waste of your time as yours was of mine, I’d like to offer a new slogan for your firm, free of charge: “Matching miserable people with miserable jobs at miserable companies sinceCoyote Tracks - Dear Recruiter
YEAR." It has a nice ring to it, and it’s exclusively yours,
BUZZWORDS STRUNG TOGETHER INC!
1 August 2013
This. Multiple times each week.