I must admit, this is sheer genius and I am jealous this idea never occurred to me. This is a person who can find a way to make it happen. If I ever find myself in the job market again, I will remember this. If this guy ever needs a job as a BA, I can only suggest that you hire him immediately.
I am the Eternal Bachelor (even though I'm married with a child). Its more a state of mind than relational. Its all about being encumbered only by the people and things you choose and not by those selected for you.